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The new book of the poet-humorist Igor Alekseev includes poems written, as they say, on the topic of the day. These are ironic and satirical works that have come out from the author's pen for one reason or another over the past 15 years. The very title of the book – Poetry of rapid response – speaks of the author's indifference to the events taking place around, and the ability to show them in an unexpected perspective makes the book sharp and fascinating.
Rapid Poetry. Ironic and satirical sketches on the topic of the day – read an introductory passage online for free
Rapid Poetry. Ironic and satirical sketches on the topic of the day – read a book online for free (introductory passage), author Igor Alekseev
Rapid Response Poetry
Ironic and satirical sketches on the topic of the day
© Igor Alekseev, 2017
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Alekseev Igor Vladimirovich Born on July 9, 1967 in the city of Yoshkar-Ola (Republic of Mari El).
Member of the Writers' Union of Moscow and the Moscow Aphoristic Club. Laureate of the Golden Calf award of the Literaturnaya Gazeta (2003), the award of the Main Department of Internal Affairs of Moscow in the field of literature and art (2005), the International Festival of Humor and Variety Art in the city of Yalta (2006), the All-Russian Competition of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia Shield and Feather (2009, 2016), the Open Festival of Humor and Variety (2011), the All-Russian Festival of Humorous and Satirical Song and Poetry ERSH (2012), the All-Russian Media Competition Patriot of Russia (2015), the First All-Russian Literary Competition Heroes of the Great Victory – 2015.
It has been published in periodicals since 1997.He has more than 600 publications both in Russia and abroad – in the USA, Germany, Israel, Canada, Ukraine. Author of four books and 36 collective collections.
Participant of the TV shows Superdisk (TVC), Petrovka, 38 (TVC), Smehopanorama (Russia), It will be funny (VKT), Your opinion (Trust), Night owl club (Capital), Word for word ”(Mir),“ Humor Club ”(TV Center),“ One Hundred to One ”(Russia-1), etc. He was a participant in the broadcasts on the radio stations“ Humor-FM ”,“ Mir ”,“ Chanson ”.
Finalist of the super show Star of Humor on the radio Humor-FM.
For 10 years he collaborated with the satirist writer Mikhail Zadornov.
Personal website – igoralekseev.rf
Pugacheva and Kirkorov
In March 1994, the wedding ceremony of the prima donna of the Russian stage Alla Borisovna Pugacheva and Philip Bedrosovich Kirkorov, who was then gaining popularity, took place in St. Petersburg. Due to the large difference in age (Kirkorov is 27 years old, Pugacheva is 44 years old), the marriage was immediately classified as scandalous and was actively discussed in the media for 13 and a half years. In November 2005, the star couple officially announced their divorce.
Who said that their marriage is ridiculous?
So nice to see them again:
Alla… Phil… Just a step
From great to funny.
Fire at the Ostankino Tower
On August 12, 2000, during large-scale maneuvers of the Northern Fleet in the Barents Sea, 157 km north-west of Severomorsk, the best Russian submarine, the anti-aircraft nuclear submarine missile cruiser K-141 Kursk, crashed and lay on the ground at a depth of 107 meters. Rescue operations, to which Norwegian divers joined on August 19, were unsuccessful, and after a few days it became clear that all 118 sailors of the Kursk had died.
On August 27, 2000, at 15:00, at an altitude of 400 meters, a fire broke out on the Ostankino television tower in Moscow. Firefighters battled the blaze for more than a day. Only on August 28 by 17:00 the fire was extinguished.
At the peak of the tower, the flame cannot be quelled,
People inhale the stench of carbon monoxide …
Well, let's put it out? Or again
Wait for the help of Norwegian divers?
In 2001, the TV-6 channel launched the television project “Behind the Glass” (a prototype of the Big Brother television game popular in the West), the essence of which was to monitor the project participants around the clock and broadcast current events in a compressed form. It was possible to observe the project participants via the Internet.
If in the program Behind the Glass
Take and replace the glass with a magnifying glass,
Then her name
Not everyone dares to say it out loud.
Since June 2004, advertisements for Hooch cocktails have been launched on television screens in the country, accompanied by the slogan “HOOCN fruit!” Soon, the Expert Council of the Antimonopoly Committee recognized that this expression is perceived as a word similar to terms that make up profanity and banned advertising. That, however, did not prevent the Hooch commercial from becoming a finalist in the 17th International Festival in the field of advertising and multimedia Montro Gold Award in 2005.
We love the military
Drinking a cocktail
And we are sitting owing.
Ten non -working days
From January 1, 2005, Federal Law No. 201-FZ by amending the Labor Code of the Russian Federation were declared non-working days, besides January 1 and 2, on January 3, 4 and 5, which, in conjunction with days off and Christmas holiday, amounted to about 10 non -working days.
I will take this gift meekly,
After all, they are good for them to be good.
And yet I am inclined to one –
It's nice not to work yourself
But it is a pity that others do not work.
September 23, 2006 in the theater. Vakhtangov during the play “The Queen of Beauty” broke a fire on the stage – one of the scenery caught fire. At the time when the audience hurriedly left the hall, the actors tried to beat the situation.
Other stress is not to survive otherwise,
Only Russians (and there is no place for doubts)
A fire on stage can serve
Truly acting inspiration.
Winter in the year of the pig
2007 – the year of the Red Boar (Pig) according to the Eastern calendar – was noteworthy of its snowless winter. Really the first snow fell only in early February.
Here you have nature and planets
The height of winter, but there is no snow.
Is this not a lead?
In the third month of winter
All the climate fell into the severity,
And with a pig’s squeal we
We meet this news.
Black cat ran between the Governor's houses of Luzhkov and Matvienko. The property of publicity was a phrase allegedly thrown at a closed briefing in Smolny on May 24, 2007 by the St. Petersburg governor Valentina Matvienko addressed to the wife of the Moscow mayor: Baturina in Moscow and not that disinfect this. Gradually, the conflict came to naught, since the fact of pronouncing the phrase was neither confirmed nor refuted.
Conflict of two lionesses from two capitals
Not out of Austerlitz.
I think they quarrel
And I want and pricks.
On June 14, 2007, the North Caucasus District Military Court in Rostov-on-Don issued a conviction in the loud case of Ulman. According to the investigation, in January 2002, an intelligence group of 12 people under the command of Ulman in the area of the village of Dai in Chechnya fired a car whose driver did not respond to the order to stop. The director of a local school sitting in the car was killed, two passengers received gunshot wounds. Then, as follows from the materials of the criminal case, the special forces also shot objectionable witnesses – the five surviving Chechens. All defendants were sentenced to a long time of imprisonment, but only one of them was taken in the courtroom in the courtroom. The rest mysteriously disappeared and were put on the federal wanted list.